Scenes From A Hat

thewordsofahooker:

I’ve seen a lot of people be successful at Twitter/FavStar and try their hand at stand-up.

Some are amazing. And some crash so badly FEMA can’t clean it up.

I am no expert at this. But, I do have these points to offer:

  • If it’s successful on Twitter, it’s almost guaranteed to bomb at stand-up.

sarkastickunt:

If you are in NYC tonight and want to meet for a Pre-Snark dinner and drinks thingy…we are going to be at SHAKE SHACK at Madison Square Park at five-ish followed by drinks at Dewey’s Flatiron at 7:00pm until whenever.

The lounge section of Dewey’s is reserved, just tell them you’re with SNARK and…

Post It.

The NY Post is, for some reason, setting me up on a blind date so they can write an article about it.  I get to pick from three women that they’ve vetted for me, get a full-page profile in the paper, and they pay for the entire fucking date.

I hate my life. Wait, no, that’s not right. You hate my life.

thisbrokenlife:

Bryan….
#scenesfromahat

Wow, Karen makes me look pretty good for being hammered at 3am in a Boston hotel room.

thisbrokenlife:

Bryan….

#scenesfromahat

Wow, Karen makes me look pretty good for being hammered at 3am in a Boston hotel room.

Truthful Tuesday

I’m just not attracted to Angelina Jolie.  Which probably works out, because I doubt she’s attracted to me either.

Hey Tumblr.

Any recommendations on an Android tumblr app?  I’d like to make it as easy as possible for you guys to see pictures of the cat that I don’t have falling off the couch that my imaginary friend Dave is passed out on after drinking too much imaginary beer.  That’s MGD 64, in case you were curious.